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by Bonehead April 8, 2003
Get the fornicate the pooch mug.The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.
IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
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Get the asskoala mug.A fearsome yellow weapon that shoots metal shards with high speed. Alternate fire launches a ball shaped grenade which has a smile painted on it.
by bonehead November 17, 2004
Get the Flak cannon mug.Named after the "famed" loser of many arguments, Matthew "Bobo" Gearhart. To execute the Bobo Theory is to give the impression of a concession in an unwinnable argument, thereby saving yourself the valuable time that continued arguing would have wasted. The person executing the Bobo Theory successfully tends to be the winner, no matter what the true outcome of the useles argument would have been.
by Bonehead March 20, 2003
Get the Bobo Theory mug.Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, named after the Mayan phrase meaning “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”
Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.
Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.
Cordoba: “Where am I?”
Mayan: “Yucatán.”
Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”
B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.
Mayan: “Yucatán.”
Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”
B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
Get the Yucatán mug.Someone with plastered with so many random ass tattoos that by all logic they should look trashy, but they’re so chiseled and hot it’s somehow classy.
by Bonehead September 7, 2021
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