4 definitions by bobistheowl

Top Definition
Stealing money from one's employer; embezzlement. To donate someone else' money to oneself.
I don't think I can afford to go clubbing this weekend, unless I can get away with some autophilanthropy.
by bobistheowl January 03, 2014
To intentionally irritate, or annoy.
My little brother rats on me for everything. He really picks my ass
by bobistheowl October 19, 2013
(verb) To obtain a meal at a friend's home, as an uninvited guest.
I got here as fast as I could, dude, but I didn't have time to eat any lunch. Do you mind if I scruff a munch?
by bobistheowl November 19, 2013
diarrhea
Every time I each at that Chinese buffet restaurant, I get liquid smoke. It must be the MSG.
by bobistheowl January 03, 2014
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