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A funk badger "talks the fuck" but "walks the wank".

Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.
Moby is a funk badger, as is David Beckham.
by bobdylan_mcfc January 8, 2005
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An irritant, someone who puts their own interests before yours, or does anything at all annoying, reasonable or not. In many cases a meaningless insult.

Often used affectionately or as a casual greeting, but can be more derogatory especially in conjunction with strong language like fucking.
Alright, chief.

Why's Sam not here?
Because he's a chief.

That man is a fucking chief.
by bobdylan_mcfc January 8, 2005
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