Definitions by bob the unbuilder

ameriball 

Word certain individuals from outside the United States like to incorrectly use to describe American football, because they think someone cares about their tiny, stupid opinions, in their tiny, stupid European countries.

"I think I'll play some ameriball after I'm done copulating with this sheep."

ameriball by Bob the Unbuilder September 9, 2008

bluff rat 

a person residing in Flour Bluff, a lower-class town that became "ghetto suburbs" of the southern coast of Corpus Christi, Texas. Banked by Corpus Christi Bay, Oso Bay, and the Laguna Madre, Flour Bluff is a Navy town, with its own school district separate from that of greater Corpus Christi. it's a smelly place with a Wal-mart and weed growing in the sidewalk cracks.

"damn, she's ugly, she must be a bluff rat!" or "i got this dope from a bluffrat who grows his own."

bluff rat by bob the unbuilder April 8, 2007

flat

someone who can't play music for shit.

take the trumpet off your mouth. you're flat.

flat by bob the unbuilder April 8, 2007

sharp 

whan a person can't play music for shit.

i'm gonna break that clarinet if you keep playing sharp!

sharp by bob the unbuilder April 8, 2007