bob saget's definitions

doughnuts

the number one solution to being obese

mmmmmmmmm doughnuts

by bob saget June 21, 2004

Zell Miller

a badass pimp with balls

Thank God for Zell Miller. Without him, I never would have realized that my personal beliefs are more important than the beliefs of my party, and I never would have been inspired to leave the Republican party, which has now become a conservative dictatorship.

Zell Miller showed me the light. He showed me that partisanship in this country is ridiculous and that middle-of-the-road voters get fucked up the ass by this fucking retarded two-party system.

by Bob Saget November 17, 2004

fesh

To run away from girls because you are afraid to talk to them.

Why does Fesh fesh all the time?

by Bob Saget January 27, 2003

bosox

Bastard Wax. BoSox is a tard from a basses ass.

BoSox is half bastard, half wax.

by Bob Saget January 29, 2005

Teath

The incorrect spelling of "teeth". Not a very common error, but error nontheless.

Person A: My teath are white.
Person B: No, your teeth are white

by bob saget July 8, 2004

road rules

One shitty ass show. Proves that Music Television has forgotten its previous objective, which was presenting music videos for the public to enjoy.

Full House is a better show than Road Rules.

by Bob Saget July 14, 2003

Peeple'd

To own someone by verbally embarrassing them in front of their peers. To exaggerate a situation thus making it seem life or death.

FNG got Peeple'd for sleeping at his desk.

by Bob Saget January 20, 2004