bob saget's definitions

snack pack

a yummy delicious treat packed in perfect sized plastic container; normally consumed by a plastic spoon. Often packed in little kid's lunch pail.

Yo doodz dis snack pack is xtreme

by bob saget June 21, 2004

yoda

the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.

wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.

by bob saget June 21, 2004

plymouth laser

A mitsubishi eclipse, but a little slower.

jed's car

by bob saget March 26, 2004

Bottom of the ninth

Noun - an event that takes place at a bar when you have struck out all evening and need to score. At this time you start looking for any member of the opposite sex to mack on and try to hook up with

Last night I was at the bar and it was the bottom of the ninth so I hooked up with some coyote just to get some.

by Bob Saget May 6, 2005

yooper

person from north of the bridge. a second class citizen of the U.S.. A canadian trapped on american soil.

Yoopers think they're american, but everybody in america hates them. which is why michigan is selling the u.p. to canada for a carton of cigarettes.

by Bob Saget May 13, 2005

Windows

look up crap

damn my fucking windows has broke.

by bob saget June 21, 2004

bosox

Bastard Wax. BoSox is a tard from a basses ass.

BoSox is half bastard, half wax.

by Bob Saget January 29, 2005