bob saget's definitions

plymouth laser

A mitsubishi eclipse, but a little slower.

jed's car

by bob saget March 26, 2004

creed

1. A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

2. A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed?
A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bob Saget December 28, 2003

she

she as in she

she smeels of sweaty gooch

by bob saget May 1, 2003

yoda

the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.

wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.

by bob saget June 21, 2004

bosox

Bastard Wax. BoSox is a tard from a basses ass.

BoSox is half bastard, half wax.

by Bob Saget January 29, 2005

Freshie

1. One who eats excessive amounts of pie
2. One who cooks excessive amounts of pie or crumpets
3. One who performs acts of freshieness

Andrew was not astonished once he came to the final conclusion that Pat is a Freshie.

by Bob Saget February 9, 2003

Windows

look up crap

damn my fucking windows has broke.

by bob saget June 21, 2004