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3 definitions by bob geldoff

 
1.
Someone who regularly displays characteristics of cuntish behavior.
"he always acts like a cunt!"
"Aye, he is such a cuntatron"
by bob geldoff August 04, 2004
 
2.
Socially retarded and cant get it up and his girlfriend ffi doesnt like him
Ffi- OMG jason is such a mortlock
Dylan- really id say he just a cunt
by Bob geldoff February 23, 2012
 
3.
Rhyming slang for a "dump" ie. a shite
"where is the paper, im off for a forest gump"
by bob geldoff August 04, 2004