1 definition by bob fakename jr. IX
the best friend in the world, it never leaves you, and it can never cock-block you cause you guys are a team
sally: i love you jimmy, your my bestest penis ever!
sally's boyfriend: sally, baby, you need to stop talking directly to my penis, im here too.
sally: shhhhhhhhh! jimmy and i are talking cant you see that!
sally's boyfriend: sally, baby, you need to stop talking directly to my penis, im here too.
sally: shhhhhhhhh! jimmy and i are talking cant you see that!
by bob fakename jr. IX September 27, 2005