17 definitions by bob l

putz

In Jewish golf, when you get on the greens you putz! If you miss, you are putzing around.

I'll putz for an eagle, but I wouldn't walk a mile for a camel.

by bob l March 31, 2004

double bagger

a woman so ugly you make her wear two bags over her head before you'll fuck her, in case one falls off.

I had to double bag that bitch before I could get it up.

by bob l July 3, 2003

fartsack

a bed sheet. Used originally for a two sided sheet in the shape of a bag to insert a thin mattress, you would turn over as a way to change the sleeping surface, instaed of changing the sheet.

It's been a few months now, time to change the fartsack.

by bob l July 3, 2003