Vaginal Blood Fart
The supply teacher should not have worn white as she was prone to explosive VBFs.
the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.
We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.
cunnilingus performed by sticking out ones' tongue and moving it around in a cut loose fashion. not to be confused with the "stalled one".
It was her birthday, so I provided her with some oral stimulation via the flickering one.
forceful rancid fart
I was praying it was her pet dog, but given the smell, I was pretty sure she was the one who had tarfed.
cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it
I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.
Beer chugging method/apparatus popularized & conceptualized by super-bartender Octavian consisting of a small-bottom-holed-out beer bottle being refilled & slammed in next to no time.
You wanna take this party up a notch? Yes? Then lets break out the Octavian and get wrecked!
Super Wicked Ass Sweat
You could see her swas stain right through her spandex.
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