4 definitions by blue screen bastard

Top Definition
a torture device, also a wrestling hold
you failed to call me "Sir" - that'll be the FULL COURT PRESS for twelve hours
he's got him in a FULL COURT PRESS - yes, it's a submission
by blue screen bastard July 13, 2005
totally mad - a nutcase ( fruitcake )
he's gone spim, he thinks he can
arithmetise the calculation of the
circumferance of a circle with " pi ".
well he is wrong - he never gets an exact
equation anyway - this is how to do it -
STEP 1 take two lengths of thin card, length of thin card 1 and length of thin card 2 - length of thin card 2 is twice the length of length of thin card 1.
STEP 2 to the surface of each length of thin card stick, with ordinary glue, a length of tape measure, starting, in both cases at 0 on the tape measure.
STEP 3 now turn each length of thin card into a circle by sticking one end of the length of thin card to the other.
STEP 4 you can now determine the circumferance of the circle you have made from strip of thin card 1 just by looking at the tape measure you have stuck to its surface. the same applies to the circle made from strip of thin card 2.
STEP 5 now take an ordinary ruler and measure the radius of the circle you made with strip of thin card 1. you now know that a circle with this radius has the circumferance of the length measured on the tape measure. the same applies to the circle made with strip of thin card 2.
STEP 6 you can now build a scale - you could call these cicular inches . . . .

btw this is an 8 BYTE expression -
10110000
10100000
11111100
00100100
00100100
00111111
00000101
00001101
by blue screen bastard May 04, 2005
nibbles victim - computer speak
UNITS OF MEASURE OF MEMORY
1 BIT
1 BYTE ( 8 BITS )
1 8 BYTE BINAL EXPRESSION ( 64 BITS )
Nibble - less than 8 bits
there is nothing we can do for him, the
poor fellow's a nibbles victim.
hmmm, yeah - too mean to give out 8 bits.
by blue screen bastard May 04, 2005
a golfing term, as in american football, australian football, soccer . . . .
o boy he AMERICAN EAGLED on the ninth hole . . . . he's got a million bucks for sure
by blue screen bastard July 04, 2005

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