99 definitions by blue cawdrey

wings

Though of little or no use aerodynamically, sometimes female sanitary products are advertised as having 'wings'.

Tracy: Shar' have you tried those new towels with the wing's

Sharon: Yeh, never again tho', I opened the package and they all flew out, took me forever to catch one!

by blue cawdrey November 23, 2004

let one rip

Let one rip, yet another way to say fart.

Jimbo let one rip this time he followed through, as he waddled away he thought 'It's about time I cleaned out that fridge'.

by blue cawdrey November 21, 2004

pound to a pinch of shit

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.

I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.

by blue cawdrey November 23, 2004

Cow Egg

UK: In Britain milk can be delivered to the doorstep in glass bottles. These are sometimes called cow eggs.

The milkmans here, go get a cow egg so we can have a brew.

by blue cawdrey November 20, 2004

Arse Fodder

Toilet paper or Roll used to clean up after you nip one off.

Excuse me darling! would you pass me a roll of arse fodder, I have just nipped one off.

by blue cawdrey November 19, 2004

shopaholich

A person perhaps with a personality disorder who goes shopping to find comfort.
Shopaholics have any number of maxed out credit cards and will sometimes buy things that they have no logical use for.
Many shopaholics eventually get into trouble for running up large debts which they are unable to pay off.

Joey: My sister went and bought four more pairs of shoes yesterday.

Jilly: But she already has about 120 pairs in her bedroom, This is more than mere retail therapy Joey, I think she may be a shopaholic.

by blue cawdrey November 23, 2004

Goalie

UK: Soccer; Goal keeper. The person who is supposed to stop the ball going into the net.

When did our bloody goalie last visit an optician...

Is the GOALIE ASLEEP.... Dohhhhh!

by blue cawdrey November 23, 2004