Definitions by bloomfield13

jmtu 

Non-existent text slang. Just Made This Up.

c u l8r. jmtu

jmtu by bloomfield13 November 23, 2011

Pissed Entry 

A definition added to urban dictionary under the influence of alchohol/drugs which seems to the contributor to be witty, but on sober reflection is worthless.

"Made a pissed entry on Urban Dictionary last night, Let's hope the editors were pissed too!"

Pissed Entry by Bloomfield13 October 15, 2008

Pissing against the wind 

A futile waste of time and energy.

"I tried to reason with her, but I was pissing against the wind"

Pissing against the wind by Bloomfield13 October 8, 2008

fart-by 

Passing gas while navigating thru a crowd in bar/nightclub. Derived from drive-by.

"The club was way too busy last night. Left early, but did a viscious fart-by on the way out."

fart-by by Bloomfield13 October 3, 2008