2 definitions by bloodbare

Jesusnaut

A competition that is held once every hundred years to decide the Jesus Christ of the Century.

The jesusnaut competition was decided by a fatal blow.

by bloodbare May 7, 2006

bloodbare

a contendant in the 2000s Jesusnaut competition in which he and chuck norris were tw of many contenders, bloodbare and chuck norris succesfully defeated all but each other, but bloodbare, having a lot of wits was never seen bye chuck norris, chuck then left the battle leaving bloodbare as the winner of the Jesusnaut competition leaving him with the title of jesus

Bloodbare is greater than you.

by bloodbare May 7, 2006