4 definitions by blood sugar 8

A tryharding Indian guy who's also gay. he starts booty calls
Guy #1: Hey, did you meet Metarus at the party last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, he was hitting on me pretty hard last night
by blood sugar 8 December 25, 2016
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1. The attractiveness of someone (how hot they are). Measured as an amount of how suitable one is

2. also used to refer to spoiled bananas (see example)
1.
Girl #1; OMG that guy's so hot!!
Girl #2; IKR! He's so suitable. Should I go ask him out?
Girl #1; He has a girlfriend, but I'll find you someone else who has just as much suitability

2.
Guy #1: Dude that banana is SO RIPE
Guy #2: Yeah but it's fucking ugly. Get one that has more suitability
by blood sugar 8 December 30, 2016
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