2 definitions by blinkeythefish

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An adjective used to describe a penis that's not too big, not too small, but just right.
For men: "I always worried girls thought I was small, but last night Sarah told me I had a Goldicock so I feel much better."

For women: "Telling guys with small dicks they have Goldicocks is way easier than having to deal with their insecurities."
by blinkeythefish April 27, 2010

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A man's ability to control the urges emanating from his genitalia and not let them overrule rational thought.
She was hitting on me so hard, knew I could have easily taken her back to mine, but used my will-y power to tell that fugly bitch to fuck off.
by blinkeythefish February 08, 2011

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