Receiving a blowjob while in a castle. This can be an authentic pre-16th Century castle or a later reproduction made using the techniques of Western European castle engineers.
You: "Dude, I was on a date at Bancroft Tower and the girl blew me in the castle!"
Friend: "Oh my God, you got knighted!"
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