Definitions by blah255

judge under the seat 

A gun kept under a seat in a vehicle.

John keeps a Judge under the seat Incase of

an emergency.

judge under the seat by blah255 November 19, 2022

coffeespoon 

A small spoon that is equivalent to 1/3 of a tablespoon

I put three coffeespoons of sugar in your coffee. It should be sweet enough!

coffeespoon by blah255 October 29, 2022

DDD 

Stands for Domain Driven Design aka Dumb Dumber Design.

An architecture design used in software, so that development reflects business processes directly though very complex abstractions. It leads to complex code, and makes code so slow it isn't even funny.

It took me a week to add a button to a screen using DDD, just using MVC it took 5 minutes. Why on Earth would anyone use Dumb Dumber Design?

DDD by blah255 August 11, 2021