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29 definitions by blackflame619

 
1.
it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.
Christina: Smile!
Anthony: Why?
Christina: because it'll melt people's hearts.
by Blackflame619 December 24, 2008
 
2.
When a group of girls are seemingly hot. But when a closer look is made, each individual is terribly ugly.
Man: Dude I'm going to go pick up one of those chicks.
Dude: No don't it's the cheerleader effect, they are all sick.
by Blackflame619 December 24, 2008
 
3.
A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"
First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!
by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009
 
4.
The moment when you find out one detail about a person that is going to be a deal breaker.
Girl: It's a promise ring, I made a pact to not have sex until I'm married.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: You've just experienced The Oh Moment.
by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009
 
5.
<B
The reciprocal opposite of <3.
To LOATHE.
Guy: I <B you all!
Girl: <B you too... asshole...
by Blackflame619 January 03, 2009
 
6.
The most intense product you will ever buy.
I JUST BOUGHT 10 SHAM FUCKING WOWS!
by Blackflame619 February 04, 2009
 
7.
The answer to every question of "How was (insert activity here)?"
Even if it was not sexually gratifying, you say it anyway. Coined by 2 ballsy guys on youtube.
Girl: Hey! How was math class?
Guy: It was sexually gratifying.
by Blackflame619 January 14, 2009