Definitions by bl1nx

classic rock 

The best music genre. Beats rap crap, emo, punk, ya you get the idea. Classic rock will always be the #1 music genre.

Classic rock is...

Led Zeppelin

Rush

The Beatles

Pink Floyd

Lynyrd Skynyrd

KISS

(etc.)

noob: yo u listen to punk rock or rap?

smart person: no those music genres suck classic rock pwns all...

noob: whatever rap and punk rulez

smart person: wow i feel sorry for u...(kicks noob in the nuts)

classic rock by BL1NX August 6, 2007

iphone

Probably the most overrated phone of 2007. Its like jamming a computer into a phone basically. And whats funny is retards actually camped out to get one of these.

Yo im going camping at bestbuy to get the iphone yo WHEN THEY ONLY HAVE 2 IN STOCK!

iphone by BL1NX August 6, 2007

Guitar Center 

A place that sells intruments. From drums to 12-string acoustics they have everything. And theres indoor studio where you get to TRY it before you BUY it so its really cool. But you have to wait your turn before you can go in. Or you can try out the guitars outside of the studio. Mostly n00by punks go there play a couple of crappy licks and then leave. Overall Guitar center is the #1 place to get your instrumments.

Guitar Center is musicians heaven!

Guitar Center by BL1NX August 6, 2007

grammar

Something that is not used in most chatrooms because their morons.

retard 1: OMGZORZ!!!!! TIZ IS THE BEST CHATR00M EVAR LAWLZORZ!!!!!!!!!

retard 2: GTFO N00BZORZ!!!!!! U SUK BAWLZORZ!!!!!! STFU!!!!

smart person: Wow, ever heard of grammar morons?

grammar by BL1NX August 6, 2007

pbnation 

A forum where users act like a complete asshole to you just because your new. They judge you by how many post you have made and what your threads you have made. Once a "respected" user acts like an asshole to you EVERYONE acts like an asshole to you. Besides most of the users and mods have an IQ of a 7 year old who does nothing but sniffs gas and drinks paint.

new user: Hey guyz whats up?

respected user: OMG! Its spelled "guys" not "guyz" dumass bitch!!!

new user: Oh and "dumass" is how you spell "dumbass"?

user: Hey stfu n00b hes respested unlike u bitch.

new user: Oh god, another asshole.

Respested user: OMGZORZ!!! HE SAID ASSHOLE!!!! LETS ALL REPORT HIM EVEN THOUGH WE CUSSED FIRST!!!!!! LAWL!!!!

*new user banned*

That's exactly how pbnation users act....

pbnation by BL1NX August 6, 2007

to catch a predator 

A funny show where grown hairy men chat online with who they think is an underage girl who wants sex. But there really talking to a cop. So, the decoy give them directions to get to there house that really has hidden cameras everywhere. So when the decoy reels in the pervert a man named Chris Hanson comes out and confronts the pervert. After that Chris tells him hes on national television after that Chris lets him leave outside to be arrested and YAY they caught a perv! Pure genius! Comes on nbc alot at night.

To catch a predator is the best show ever!

to catch a predator by BL1NX August 6, 2007

Epiphone 

A company that is owned by gibson. Epiphone sells the same guitars as gibson but its cheaper. So if want a guitar that is made by gibson but is too expensive get the epiphone its cheaper.

Epiphone has better prices than gibson.

Epiphone by BL1NX August 6, 2007