1 definition by bitchguesswhothisis

GEM

(noun)
a Glen Ellyn Mom, usually involves themselves in the following activites:
-Book Clubs
-Bible Clubs
-Dinner Clubs
-Bible Studies
-Yoga groups
-Go on walks with friends to "chat"
-Gossip about anything and everything
-Stay at home, let the husband do all the work
-Garden and make it look like they care
-Go to salon about 3 time a week
-Sit at home all day and do nothing because they're filthy rich and dumb
-Buy nice things for the pets
-Gossip some more
-Gossip more, about their kids and random kids they don't know
-Complain about everything wrong in their perfect Glen Ellyn life

kid#1- Hey dude, some GEM called my mom and told her about last night...

kid#2- Wow, what a GEM. I can't believe GEMs these days.

by bitchguesswhothisis May 15, 2011