3 definitions by bitch-where
by bitch-where April 13, 2016
A really stupid app on both Apple and Android where people lip-sync to your fave songs for followers. Some of the so-called "celebrities" on Musical.ly get paid for what they do.
Musers come in 4 categories:
The shirtless boys who roll their bellies and bite their lips
The 14 year old girls who wear 4 pounds of makeup and lip-sync songs about pussy
The 9 year olds who need a script cuz they can't memorize things
The dancers
Some famous musers include:
BabyAriel
Jacob Sartorious
Loren Beech
Hunter Rowland
Almost every viner
Almost all the dance moms girls
Musers come in 4 categories:
The shirtless boys who roll their bellies and bite their lips
The 14 year old girls who wear 4 pounds of makeup and lip-sync songs about pussy
The 9 year olds who need a script cuz they can't memorize things
The dancers
Some famous musers include:
BabyAriel
Jacob Sartorious
Loren Beech
Hunter Rowland
Almost every viner
Almost all the dance moms girls
by bitch-where April 13, 2016
The name of that basic and straight white boy in your class who comes from a well off family but acts like they came from the hood. Worships Eminem and wears knockoff Beats By Dr. Dre headphones. He boasts about how well his life is going when he is probably going to grow up to be some hoe's baby daddy or a bartender. If a Griffin Johnson insults you, just remember that he's whiter than milk. Probably has a 1-inch dick
Kelly: Griffin Johnson called me a slut for wearing leggings
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers
by bitch-where April 13, 2016