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The secret society that stops computer companies from manufacturing or using hard drives formatted with FAT, which is compatible with MS-DOS and Windows 9x. NTFS is for the Windows NT kernel. Users are subsequently forced to format the disk themselves.
Guy 1: Man, what the hell has big NTFS been up to now, I can't get Windows 95 to work on this PC.
Guy 2: dude you never answer me what the hell is big NTFS
Guy 1: urbandictionarydotcom/define.php?term=Big%20NTFS
by bit125 July 3, 2021
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When you type the keyboard column by column, but you do the lower half before the upper half.
i typed az1qsx2wdc3efv4rgb5thn6yjm7uk8il9o0p
by bit125 February 27, 2022
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Video game character made by Masahiro Sakurai at Nintendo that defeats his enemies by succing
Other smash bros fighter: *chilling*
Kirby: *S U C C*
by bit125 June 22, 2020
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Woah there, did you just type in "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" but remove every other letter starting at q? How could you! These letters deserve to DIE! qetuoadgjlxvn are WAY better letters!

What, did you expect another definition about being bored at school or whatever-the-fuck? No. Those are overused. We need to talk about the real issues at play here. Like this half of the alphabet! Why does it EXIST!? No one likes them, we only use them because we have to, and all in all we'd have a much better society if we rebuilt it without using these.

Oh, and don't actually click the link to qetuoadgjlxvn, because at the time of writing this, the top definition is someone actually DEFENDING these letters! I mean, fucking hell! How could they!? They even spelled it wrong! How does that even happen!? Insane, I tell you.

In conclusion, typing this half of the keyboard was a mistake, and don't ever make it again.
Russel: Hey Jerry! How's it going?
Jerry: Oh nothing, I'm just typing in "wryipsfhkzcbm" because some guy on the internet gets triggered when you do.
Russel: Wow, that guy must have absolutely no life whatsoever
Jerry: I know, right?
by bit125 September 25, 2022
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The opposite of whomst'd've, no one talks about it for some reason.
Teacher: Whomst'dn't've is the opposite of whomst'd've
Student: ok but how the fuck do i file my taxes
by bit125 February 27, 2022
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