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Mary Kate

A Mary Kate is a keeper. She will eat all of your food but you well still love her because how big her ass is. She is so sexy and good in bed. Men tend to love Mary Kates. She has a bad side though. She well frecking kill you if you insult her. You better run if she's on a bad mood. She's not mean but she is still very hardcore. Usually Mary Kates pretend to like some people but she hates your guts. If you break a Mary Kates heart she will breck your neck. She is beautiful, hot and funny. Everyone is jealous of Mary Kate because of that.

girl: I wanna be Mary Kate
guy: I wanna be near her
girl: her ass is bigger than my house
guy: bad ass
girl: hardcore af
girl: and hot af
guy: hell yah

God: I created Mary Kate well

by birdsaresexyaf May 14, 2017