The fucking man. Is a beast when it comes to sports and pretty much everything else in life, is hung like a horse, pulls birds/bitches night and day without even trying.
You see that dude over there bro?
Yeah. What aobut him?
Bro he's taken 3 girls into the toilets in the last 2 hours and 2 of them were at the same time.
Yeah.... I bet his names DeMaio, and if it's not he should change to that cause he's the fuckin man. I wanna be like him.