birch face's definitions

matakai

cool PERSON BUT IS ALSO GOD/DEVIL. RUN RUN RUN DASHI RUN RUN RUN he is also bat nocturnal creature hehehehehejdkm cool kid too cool cat

who's that guy? is he the devil?
yes RUN NOW ASJ2EFIJ00JEROFRI;OJEWO;I I'M BEING KILLED EOIFJHFE
Matakai: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU

by birch face June 30, 2019

advil

one day i went to the store, and i saw advil. he was ugly as a day but healed me in ways no one else could. who was he? my baby daddy. advil i love u come back

me: come back advil i miss u i know ur in the shelf of other girl's bathrooms
advil:

by birch face July 1, 2019

Gunnar

a lil bitch who looks like a monkey but is also lowkey cool and funny at the same time

who tf is that bitch

that's gunnar
ew

by birch face September 12, 2018