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heidi is a super cool michael jackson, also the ladies want her, but she wants the lil kids. has a boyfriend who is the devil (ahhhhh) but is super cool anyways. honestly a fashion icon seen hanging out with her insta model famous cat. everyone is jealous of her red hair and her cool hats
boy: mmmmmmm i like heidi she is a hot michael jackson
other boy: no way! she is too fashionable and hot for you, get away! plus her boyfriend is the devil, so he would burn u to death
HEIDI: hehe yes i am amazing
by birch face July 1, 2019
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AHH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN. rory is a queen that is seen wearing buns and likes to laugh a lot. she has BIG DICK ENERGY 4 SURE and knows how to rock YA WORLD. often seen on instagram or in alex's room (;;;;;;;; WINK WINK
she def got it going. if she was a guy, she WOULD HAVE BIG HAIRY PP
someone: rory, like one of bowser's kids!
other person: yeah, but she hotter than that and she knows how to wORK it.
by birch face July 1, 2019
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one day i went to the store, and i saw advil. he was ugly as a day but healed me in ways no one else could. who was he? my baby daddy. advil i love u come back
me: come back advil i miss u i know ur in the shelf of other girl's bathrooms
advil:
by birch face July 1, 2019
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