1 definition by billy staples
Pronounced MAY-gan.
A girl's name, Usually spelled M-A-G-A-N (yes in all caps, better get that shit right-right now) and the (MAAY) part is said with a set of balls in the south. If you can't empathize the (MAAY) and you accidentally say (MEH-gan) get ready to stare into the eyes of Satan himself, a 52 minute lecture about how you better say her name right and possibly a jaw slap if you continueto say it wrong! Magans are usually blonde, big booty-ed, blue eyed sweethearts but also have a redneck side thay will stomp your ass AND your daddys ass! They uaually have a "maw-maw" somewhere in the family and an attitude and mouth fitting to their name... MAGAN.
*Side note on the rare breed Magan- they usually have a best friend that will walk barefoot on hot coals before they let anyone or anything come close to hurting their valued "magan" so tread VERY carefully!
A girl's name, Usually spelled M-A-G-A-N (yes in all caps, better get that shit right-right now) and the (MAAY) part is said with a set of balls in the south. If you can't empathize the (MAAY) and you accidentally say (MEH-gan) get ready to stare into the eyes of Satan himself, a 52 minute lecture about how you better say her name right and possibly a jaw slap if you continueto say it wrong! Magans are usually blonde, big booty-ed, blue eyed sweethearts but also have a redneck side thay will stomp your ass AND your daddys ass! They uaually have a "maw-maw" somewhere in the family and an attitude and mouth fitting to their name... MAGAN.
*Side note on the rare breed Magan- they usually have a best friend that will walk barefoot on hot coals before they let anyone or anything come close to hurting their valued "magan" so tread VERY carefully!
-Wow did you see that Megan, I thought they didn't exist anymore!
-Omg... you can't say its name like that or you'll get us all killed, its "MAGAN" now approach it slowly and offer her some southern fried chicken wings with ranch and it won't rip your head off!
-Omg... you can't say its name like that or you'll get us all killed, its "MAGAN" now approach it slowly and offer her some southern fried chicken wings with ranch and it won't rip your head off!
by billy staples September 27, 2019