23 definitions by billy beck o'hannity
The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"
"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
by billy beck o'hannity March 31, 2010
Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.
"That chick at the party last night was so hot!! As soon as I saw her, I was on the 'glan plan.'"
"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."
"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."
by billy beck o'hannity March 29, 2010
A chick; a woman; an otherwise non-descriptive female human being, usually in her 20s or 30s, often seen with two or more other women her age (described collectively as a "herd of bettes").
Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.
Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.
"Dude! Check out that bette over there! She's the bomb!"
"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"
"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"
"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"
"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"
by billy beck o'hannity March 30, 2010
A French expression or colloquialism translated to English as "What will be will be a pale, crazy, stupid, shiftless, Evangelical (read: counter-Christian), mentally-ill broad from Alaska."
Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.
Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.
Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."
Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.
Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.
Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."
Guy 1: "What is the shankist thing on Earth?"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"
Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!
Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"
Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!
Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"
by billy beck o'hannity March 30, 2010
An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
by billy beck o'hannity September 9, 2011
Cindy: "Oh! This chocolate mousse is delicious, Dave! How do you make it"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"
Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"
Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"
by billy beck o'hannity April 4, 2010
/n/ The proverbial description of the appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards.
/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.
/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.
"Did you hear about how Cali bumped uglies with her b.f.'s brother? She deserves the ol' cunt punt for that! Bitch!!"
"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"
"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"
by billy beck o'hannity April 1, 2010