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Your Mileage May Vary. Escort code for "If you can't get it up quickly, keep it up, or smell like a diharrea omelette, your session will come to a close really fast.
Trixie pointed out to her client, "YMMV, Rodney, seeing as you just blew your load after shaking my hand
by billmaniac November 30, 2007

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