2 definitions by billdur79

When a penis is so hard, the skin on the ass stretches.
The girl was so fine, she gave Billy and Travis both a Yonkner!
by billdur79 June 25, 2020
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When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023
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