grevious bodily harm
He was lucky he wasn't done for murder, but he had a sharp brief who even got him off the gbh charge.
imprisoned (origin, UK)
Alfie got banged up for a five stretch.
a teaser, especially of gullible people
He's a real wind-up merchant, to him every day is April Fool's Day.
a simpleton, a loser
That bloke's so slow he couldn't catch a cold. A total drop kick
Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)
The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.
Stand on me! Would I tell you a lie?
cockney rhyming slang = pissed, intoxicated
two drinks and he was totally Brahms