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15 definitions by bill cranny

 
1.
GBH
grevious bodily harm
He was lucky he wasn't done for murder, but he had a sharp brief who even got him off the gbh charge.
by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003
 
2.
imprisoned (origin, UK)
Alfie got banged up for a five stretch.
by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003
 
3.
a teaser, especially of gullible people
He's a real wind-up merchant, to him every day is April Fool's Day.
by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003
 
4.
a simpleton, a loser
That bloke's so slow he couldn't catch a cold. A total drop kick
by bill cranny December 16, 2003
 
5.
Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)
The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.
by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003
 
6.
to tease, usually with some malice
He said he's meet her at 7 o'clock, but after she'd been standing in the rain for an hour she realised it was a wind-up
by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003
 
7.
Believe me!
Stand on me! Would I tell you a lie?
by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003