311 definitions by bill

mom

The number one source of great jokes worldwide

I had rough sex with your mom last night

by bill November 28, 2005

gambled 'n lost/lose

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.

Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.

by bill June 18, 2003

Boder

erection

man i have a huge boder

by bill May 8, 2003

trendys

Trendys - originating from the word "trend". "Trendys" think that:
1)They are super cool
2)Everyone loves them
3)They are gorgeous
They usually wear a think layer of make-up and fake breasts.
The lesser trendys are also associated with townies
Often use "ned" like words, see also neds

trendy "check my titties.... arent they pure bonnie like?"

ned "aye, theyr'e pure dead bonnie like, check that shilberto that just walked past..."

trendy "merh merh merh... BONNIE ONES!!"

by bill February 28, 2005

flyguycreww

Longislandblinddate, Long Island's most user friendly singles website. Get the oppurtunity to meet and experience the dynamic cultures of people in the greatest city of the world

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flyguycreww.com

by bill March 10, 2005

jib

To grind like in skateboarding on a snowboard usually on a rail or log. Jib is a category of grinds. There are others like crooked nose press, and boardslides and other shit.

Alex!, did you see me totaly jib that whole S-rail!!! It was so tight.

by bill February 8, 2003

deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.

She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.

by bill August 19, 2004