2 definitions by bill keefer
I be looking out in the distance. I be having a good day until i see HIM.
I turn to the homie bro dawg and be like, "Ain't no way that man is within my sight of vision."
The homie responds with, "Ain't no waaaayy."
But then the yeonwoo stupid idiot stumbles toward me and the homie dawg bread slice and I'm all like, "PEEE-YOOO, is that bald guy fatso walking toward us?"
then yeonwoo be overhearing what I said about his stupid face and he be like, "Ok, sorry. "
he walk and i laugh.
I turn to the homie bro dawg and be like, "Ain't no way that man is within my sight of vision."
The homie responds with, "Ain't no waaaayy."
But then the yeonwoo stupid idiot stumbles toward me and the homie dawg bread slice and I'm all like, "PEEE-YOOO, is that bald guy fatso walking toward us?"
then yeonwoo be overhearing what I said about his stupid face and he be like, "Ok, sorry. "
he walk and i laugh.
by bill keefer May 10, 2022
this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 10, 2022