4 definitions by bilbo23
Monty Python:
" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "
" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "
by bilbo23 May 31, 2009
A euphemism for 'speed camera' or ‘speeding camera’. A third form of tax. Commonly used in the UK by government to mask the true intent of the device; revenue collection!
Any driver passing the camera going over the ‘safe’ speed will be photographed and a fine will be sent to the owner of the vehicle.
As always, governments dress these thieving traps up as saving lives, however anybody with half a brain knows this is a con.
A permanently fixed camera usually mounted on a pole. Ironically, ‘safety’ cameras are usually located on the safest, straightest sections of road far from intersections where people tend to go slower.
On two lane roads they tend to be positioned to fine those over taking slower vehicles.
Some safety cameras in england catch more than 36% of drivers breaking the speed limit. (safetycamera.org)
Any driver passing the camera going over the ‘safe’ speed will be photographed and a fine will be sent to the owner of the vehicle.
As always, governments dress these thieving traps up as saving lives, however anybody with half a brain knows this is a con.
A permanently fixed camera usually mounted on a pole. Ironically, ‘safety’ cameras are usually located on the safest, straightest sections of road far from intersections where people tend to go slower.
On two lane roads they tend to be positioned to fine those over taking slower vehicles.
Some safety cameras in england catch more than 36% of drivers breaking the speed limit. (safetycamera.org)
"South Yorkshire Safety Camera Partnership aims to reduce this terrible and unnecessary toll by cutting the number of motorists exceeding the speed limits "
by bilbo23 March 17, 2010
A DJ who could be replaced with an iPod. They have all the usual equipment and play gigs in cheap bars. Usually playing tracks recorded by other artists adding no value what so ever.
This guy is a fake dj, his hands have been in his pockets the whole time. What a bullshit artist, let's go somewhere else.
by bilbo23 November 2, 2010
A master in the art of making bullshit believable.
Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
by bilbo23 March 12, 2011