87 definitions by bigtones
by bigtones August 31, 2004
AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
by bigtones May 23, 2006
by bigtones October 5, 2004
The latest throwaway bubblegum-pop teenybopper idol. Starred in such 'hits' as High School Musical and Hairspray. Will be forgotten once he gains a little weight or does his first stint in rehab for substance abuse.
by bigtones August 22, 2007
Any young, impressionable, not-necessarily teenage girl that admires and wants to emulate the slutty and materialistic personae of female Hollywood pop icons, like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, the Olsen twins, Lindsay Lohan, etc. They are extremely shallow and are obsessed with their looks, weight, clothes, popular trends, and equally shallow and vapid males.
This is how stupid girls might talk:
"Like, it's already been six hours since I last puked. I better get started again."
"God, I'm such a fat-ass. I had, like 300 calories today."
"What am I going to do? I've already worn that outfit once before. I can't wear it again!"
"Mark is soo much hotter than Kevin. I mean, Kevin drives a 3-series BMW, and shops at ghetto-ass Old Navy. Mark has a G-Class and only wears Abercrombie. Soo hot."
"Like, it's already been six hours since I last puked. I better get started again."
"God, I'm such a fat-ass. I had, like 300 calories today."
"What am I going to do? I've already worn that outfit once before. I can't wear it again!"
"Mark is soo much hotter than Kevin. I mean, Kevin drives a 3-series BMW, and shops at ghetto-ass Old Navy. Mark has a G-Class and only wears Abercrombie. Soo hot."
by bigtones March 12, 2006
Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.
Also killed countless random henchmen.
by bigtones October 5, 2004
A feeling of extreme nervousness coursing through your body as a restult of being in a decidely sketchy situation.
by bigtones August 15, 2006