2 definitions by bigdickjess
the kindest most huggable beautiful soul ever. with the MOST GORGEOUS BROWN NON-POOP COLORED EYES EVER. WOW, MAN. HIS EYES ARE JUST SO EYEBALL-LIKE AND SO SIMILAR TO THE THINGS HUMANS USE TO SEE WITH. when i see this man, its on SIGHT. but not in the fighting way, in the hugging and cherishing way.
jess: "have you seen this guy names matthew chan?"
ashish : "no i have not, but i heard hes a hottie!!!"
liam: "oh my goodness, yeah hes the most gorg person i've ever seen"
jess: "im about to bust just thinking about him."
ashish : "no i have not, but i heard hes a hottie!!!"
liam: "oh my goodness, yeah hes the most gorg person i've ever seen"
jess: "im about to bust just thinking about him."
by bigdickjess March 28, 2021
the most wonderful, amazing, beautiful, loving, seggzy, one-of-a-kind human you will ever meet. should you be so lucky to make his acquaintance, u should treasure him forever.
- from the most adoring wife
- from the most adoring wife
jess: "please help me step- liam hopwood !! i am stuck in the washing machine and cannot get out!!"
liam: "don't u worry bro, i'll save u with this massive schlong."
liam: "don't u worry bro, i'll save u with this massive schlong."
by bigdickjess March 28, 2021