1 definition by bigdickbandit1

A good looking Dutch-Portuguese man who should be worshipped by all.
Girl 1: Man, I've only been dating Frankies and Aarons... those mawfucka's ugly.
Friend: Gurllllllll, okurrrrrr, get yourself a Yohanne aka chocolate papi.
by bigdickbandit1 July 30, 2018
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