5 definitions by bigdaddygay

when a dude whips a soccer ball at you covered in his jizz . he will then shove it forcefully up your footloose taco hole. this usually happens after he beats you with a jizz covered golf club.
girl who gets beat: HEy ! I got a soccer burn last night!!
jealous friend : lUcKy!!
by bigdaddygay June 13, 2019
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when a bunch of dudes sit nude in a circle and a couple girls come over and start shitting on their dicks. Then they ride, or suck them till they jizz. the goal is to make as many of the dudes jizz at the same time as you can. And when all the jizz shoots up into the air, it's a Hicktown Blizzard.
keswick sped: Yo, me and my hoes are gonna do some Hicktown Blizzards with the boys.
other keswick sped: OOOOO can I come??
by bigdaddygay November 19, 2019
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something that my dumb ass friend came up with in 3rd grade.
You got to a golf course, strip down to your thong and choose who's swinging and who's penetrating. the swinger gets the golf club and hits the ball. the perpetrator puts his dick in the swingers ass and as the swings the golf club he thrusts. You switch positions until one of you nuts. Who ever nuts has to blow the other guy!!
james charles: HI SISTERS ME AND SHAWN MENDES ARE GONNA PLAY GAYGAY golf !
shawn mendes: oh cool.
james charles: I'M PENETRATING!!! :)))
shawn mendes: wait what-
by bigdaddygay October 15, 2019
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The reason why incognito, private browser, and clearing search history was invented.
*horny teen boy: My mom took my phone last night and I didsnt delete my history :(((
"horny teen boy 2: OH SHIT BITCH
Pornhub
by bigdaddygay October 17, 2019
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