2 definitions by big_jurgen

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One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.
The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!
by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

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One who acts like a cunt; a wanker of monstrous proportions; a stain on humanity; the result of a viscious rape-attack on a spastic; Gordon Brown; Cristiano Ronaldo.
"You know that Robert Mugabe? He's a right cunt who should have liquid human shit injected into his eyes!"
by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

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