big steve's definitions

cardsharp

A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)

Idiots say "card shark."

by Big Steve August 10, 2004

horns

Breasts, particularly if large or otherwise attractive.

Check out those horns.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

by Big Steve October 2, 2007

grind

Eat; chew; masticate (from the grinding motion of the molars)

I gotta go grind -- let's get some chow

by Big Steve February 4, 2006

Knop

1. A word used to replace any other word in a sentence.

2. A unique sound emitted from the mouth, caused from letting gas out of the stomach. (Also referred to as belching.)

Original Sentence:
Susie pwned the English test.

New Possible Sentences:
Susie knopped the English test.
Susie pwned the English knop.
Susie pwned the knop test.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004

Aconnyfondeeda

A word created when an awesome kid was in kindergarten and wanted to remember a word for the rest of his life.

The kid was in kindergarten- there is no definition.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004