big steve's definitions

baby digger

A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.

She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.

by Big Steve April 3, 2008

rainman

A nerd; one who may be smart or particularly knowledgeable in some areas but socially or otherwise developmentally retarded

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve May 9, 2006

Cla

Sounds created by using your throat and pronouncing "cla".

Yad kicked hiatus in the airsoft battle, and screamed his famous battle cry, "CLA CLA CLA!"

by Big Steve May 5, 2006

i'm not racist, but . . .

Something an idiot says just before making a comment that proves the idiot is, in fact, a racist.

I'm not racist, but goddam these niggers!

by Big Steve August 6, 2004

cardsharp

A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)

Idiots say "card shark."

by Big Steve August 10, 2004

horns

Breasts, particularly if large or otherwise attractive.

Check out those horns.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003