big steve's definitions

Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve May 9, 2006

don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

by Big Steve October 2, 2007

in trouble

This is now somewhat outdated, but was a term meaning pregnant if the pregnancy is undesired, the woman is young or unmarried, etc. The term was used in what was considered "polite" company in order to avoid using the oh-so-harsh word "pregnant."

"Ward, Wally's girlfriend is . . . well, she's in trouble."

by Big Steve March 24, 2008

baby digger

A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.

She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.

by Big Steve April 3, 2008

Molly Montana

What your grandparents say when they mean Hannah Montana.

Grandfather: Oh my, aren't you pretty? You look just like Molly Montana!
Granddaughter: It's Hannah.
Grandfather: What's that, Honey?
Granddaughter: Hannah.
Grandfather: What's she saying?

by Big Steve December 18, 2008

basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.

I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.

by Big Steve July 2, 2004

chicken neck

When a woman goes agro and bobs her head back and forth and her chin in and out, with big angy eyes and losts of noise coming out of her mouth. Piss off a woman and you'll see it yourself.

She thought I cut her off in line at the supermarket and got the chicken neck.

by Big Steve July 9, 2004