2 definitions by big bobs basterd beans

leak in the wall

to piss on your friends wall, whilst in a drunken state

there's a leak in the wall dave
no there isn' that was you, you TWAT, NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!

by big bobs basterd beans December 4, 2005

5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank

after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

by big bobs basterd beans December 4, 2005