As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.
'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...