A man of character and humor. A true friend and helpful father, but a bit of a wisenheimer. Be careful to not be a dumbass in Dartt's presence because he will remind you of your faux pas at any and all opportunities. Dartts are friends to man's best friend and a consumer of alpaca. Often found near Dartts, Diet Pepsis and Cheetos.
That guy totally dartted and told everyone about my breaking wind at the work Christmas party.