1. n. A very pretentious person who attempts to appear as an intellectual, but never fails to come across as a complete idiot. For instance, a whereforewhore might use the word "wherefore" in a precocious manner while trying to say "where" or, rather, "whence," despite the fact that "wherefore" actually means "why."
"I grew up in Hungary, wherefore I learned how to conform to the expectations of communism--"
"Dude, doesn't 'wherefore' mean 'why?'"
"Er..."
"You don't even sound smart, even though you're trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore."
"Dude, doesn't 'wherefore' mean 'why?'"
"Er..."
"You don't even sound smart, even though you're trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore."
by BestSkeptic July 25, 2008
Get the Whereforewhoremug. 1. n. a particularly comical quote by Hugh Laurie (acting as Dr. Greg House) on his hit TV show, House, M.d.
"My favorite houseism is when Stacy asks House what secrets he has and he loudly retorts, 'I'm gay!'"
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
Get the Houseismmug. n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
by BestSkeptic July 24, 2008
Get the fuh-q-festmug.