bestskeptic's definitions

Kickasstacular

adj. Really, really unbelievably, superhumanly cool, or "kickass." So kickass, in fact, that it is fantastic and spectacular and utterly amazing--awesome to the Nth degree.

adv. kickasstacularly

"My god! Did you hear me PWN that pretentious new kid in Humanities class with my knowledge of his home country, and then did you see me kick him in his budding ovaries?"

"Yeah, man! That was fucking KICKASSTACULAR!"

by BestSkeptic July 25, 2008

Humie

1. n. Like "homie," only, ten billion times nerdier. Almost as nerdy as a humanities student calling another his or her "homie," not that s/he would ever do that, because they have refined it to be "humie." Thusly, I give you the glories that are.... HUMIES.

"What are you doing Saturday night, nerd? Studying the counter-reformation on wikipedia?"

"Ew, no. That's Friday. Saturday night, I'm rollin' with my humies."

by BestSkeptic July 25, 2008

Whereforewhore

1. n. A very pretentious person who attempts to appear as an intellectual, but never fails to come across as a complete idiot. For instance, a whereforewhore might use the word "wherefore" in a precocious manner while trying to say "where" or, rather, "whence," despite the fact that "wherefore" actually means "why."

"I grew up in Hungary, wherefore I learned how to conform to the expectations of communism--"

"Dude, doesn't 'wherefore' mean 'why?'"

"Er..."

"You don't even sound smart, even though you're trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore."

by BestSkeptic July 25, 2008