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n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"

"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
by bestskeptic January 1, 2006
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1. n. Like "homie," only, ten billion times nerdier. Almost as nerdy as a humanities student calling another his or her "homie," not that s/he would ever do that, because they have refined it to be "humie." Thusly, I give you the glories that are.... HUMIES.
"What are you doing Saturday night, nerd? Studying the counter-reformation on wikipedia?"

"Ew, no. That's Friday. Saturday night, I'm rollin' with my humies."
by bestskeptic January 2, 2006
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A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.
Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.

Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
by bestskeptic January 1, 2006
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