bestskeptic's definitions

fuh-q-fest

n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.

"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"

"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."

by BestSkeptic July 24, 2008

Master and the Wolf

1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.

2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.

"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."

by BestSkeptic July 26, 2008

Humie

1. n. Like "homie," only, ten billion times nerdier. Almost as nerdy as a humanities student calling another his or her "homie," not that s/he would ever do that, because they have refined it to be "humie." Thusly, I give you the glories that are.... HUMIES.

"What are you doing Saturday night, nerd? Studying the counter-reformation on wikipedia?"

"Ew, no. That's Friday. Saturday night, I'm rollin' with my humies."

by BestSkeptic July 25, 2008