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2 definitions by bert_turnip

 
1.
To slap one's girl in the face with one's member while it is in a semi lob on state.
Steve: So how was it with Jeannie?
Greg: Awesome, she's a right little slut. I spuffed in her hair, then jellywhacked her for good measure.
Steve: Good work, Greg. Good work.
by bert_turnip September 22, 2006
 
2.
When you blam someone is like when you knock some mo fo to da ground, man. they aint gettin up neither.
man, this chump was frontin me man. an I was like BLAM. see ya later bitch.
by bert_turnip February 12, 2004