2 definitions by bennybumflaps

arse shelf

A term to describe a large posterior and hips of an obese person, giving the effect of a shelf.

Bloody hell! You could rest a pair of candle sticks on that arse shelf!

by bennybumflaps February 10, 2007

Minuet piece of toilet tissue or fabric fluff from underpants that has dried, hardened and adhered to pubic hair around the anus.

I was in the shower the other morning and you won’t believe the amount of willits I picked out of my arse!

by bennybumflaps January 19, 2007