benji's definitions

Led Zeppelin

A very good band.. but also a very overrated band.. if you say you like Led Zeppelin but all you can say is YEEEY STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN AND ROCK AND ROLL AND KASHMIR i luvvv them omgo mogm ogm omg ... you are wrong ... im not saying those songs are bad .. im just saying that you are not a true Led Zep fan.. and you need to listen to songs like Celebration Day, Out On The Tiles, and Gallows Pole and things like that .. tahts the real Led ... and they did not spawn heavy metal... heavy metal... is gay .. and sad... bye

yeey Stairway to Heaven .. I LUVV LED ZEP


(SMACK!)

by benji May 13, 2005

nameen

The guy that works at the 7-11.

"Hey Nameen, pump 3 and a lotto ticket"

by Benji July 22, 2004

fuckjack

A word to define someone for whom the word "jackfuck" does not do his/her true description justice

"Neil, you...you...fuckjack."

by Benji December 11, 2004

bedroom foot ball

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex

Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*

by Benji December 14, 2002

agreeance

Agreeance was a word but has not been used as word since the 1700's. Used as slang in Australia today. Doubt Fred was in Sydney long enough to pick up the slang. This proves that stupid ass trendy leftwing Durst made up a word in front of millions of people.

Just because Agreeance is in Oxford Dictionary does not make it a word. This Dictionary does not drop words once they are out of circulation like many more credible dictionaries do. I read alot. Trust me.

by Benji June 25, 2003

unf

the sound of having sex

*unf unf* harder d4vid make my ass bleed

by Benji December 14, 2002

tragedy

oscar wilde said "tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die".

"oh man, i broke a nail, what a tragedy"
"that dude just fell into an open sewer and died! hahaha!"

by Benji July 27, 2003