benji's definitions

unf

the sound of having sex

*unf unf* harder d4vid make my ass bleed

by Benji December 14, 2002

blung blong

better than bling bling

I gots the blung blong homeslice.

by benji September 15, 2004

banana problem

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.

i fix the same banana problem on your ghey computer everytime i come over here.

by Benji March 5, 2005

big fat peepee

big fat peepee. Ok time to analyze.
Big: Substantial in size
Fat: Plump, well filled out
PeePee: Male reproductive organ (baby making machine part 1)
Put'em together and you get a sizable well filled out male reproductive organ. Damn if you needed the urban dic for this I suggest you finish elementary school.

Also used as an insult many times adding "head" to the end.

Oh shit. I was at the stalls the other day and being the stupid gay fuck that I am I looked over at the guy next to me and I noticed that he had a big fat peepee! Man, girls would get pregnant just looking at that thing!

In an insult:
Hey what kind of big fat peepee head are you? Only a big fat peepee pushes other kids off the swings!

by Benji June 25, 2004

fuckjack

A word to define someone for whom the word "jackfuck" does not do his/her true description justice

"Neil, you...you...fuckjack."

by Benji December 11, 2004

bedroom foot ball

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex

Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*

by Benji December 14, 2002

agreeance

Agreeance was a word but has not been used as word since the 1700's. Used as slang in Australia today. Doubt Fred was in Sydney long enough to pick up the slang. This proves that stupid ass trendy leftwing Durst made up a word in front of millions of people.

Just because Agreeance is in Oxford Dictionary does not make it a word. This Dictionary does not drop words once they are out of circulation like many more credible dictionaries do. I read alot. Trust me.

by Benji June 25, 2003