24 definitions by benji

Keystie is a slang term for the college drink of choice aka Keystone Light. A 30 pack of Keystone Light is also know as the "dirty thirty." Keysties provide help during awkward silences and break the tension. The Keystone Ice brand is the strongest form of this product
"Hey you suss pass me some Keysties."

"Dude, I got trashed from a dirty thirty of Keysties last night."
by Benji January 20, 2005

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1st definition
When you completely own or destroy somebody in any circumstance. The form of own-age can range from anything from answering a question before a completely random individual to killing an opponent in the heat of battle.

2nd definition
Rallied- the act of wrecking shop

3rd definition
Rallied - when a person, place, or thing is affected in any negative fashion

4th definition - the act of being schooled or served (when saying served exagerate the "rv" portion and precede with a phrase like you sucka's got seRVed)
1. The following statement: "12 months ago a young boy gets hit by a freight train when riding his bike across the railroad tracks. As his body lands his remains are picked at by birds and critters till all that left is a few blood stains and fractions of bones" would be equivalent to saying "A while back a boy got rallied"
2. Before pulling the trigger, a distinguish gangster would say "boy you about to be rallied
3. Here is an example of an inanimate object rallying and individual: As a 17 year old waitress goes about her daily tasks she pours an distinguished business man his third cup of coffee but succeeds in missing the cup and spilling the coffee all over his lap, an onlooker (up to date with his urban slang) "says that coffee rallied that man" (notice the attention was on the coffee not the waitress because 17 year old waitress are often stressed out and do not deserve to be held completely responsible by such accidental actions).
by Benji November 06, 2004

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This term describes the behavior of a program that malfunctions and goes catatonic, but doesn't actually crash or automatically close.
this app is off the trolly
by benji March 27, 2005

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A word to define someone for whom the word "jackfuck" does not do his/her true description justice
"Neil, you...you...fuckjack."
by Benji December 11, 2004

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better than bling bling
I gots the blung blong homeslice.
by benji September 15, 2004

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Most talented Counter-Strike alive today.
He is in clan #destinatus // www.destinatus.com
Past clans: Syndicate, Fatal Error, Gen'i
"OMG ACED d00d !! better GO MAKE MOVIE OUTTA THAT@!_@!*$&@"
"zphN cAN u SIGN My PAD??!!@*(#!"
by Benji March 13, 2004

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1) cool, awesome, or any other comparable word.
2) the most superior use of the adjective, sweet.
Dude, I just saw Fight Club. That is the most superheavy movie I have ever seen.
by Benji May 07, 2004

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