benji's definitions

fuckjack

A word to define someone for whom the word "jackfuck" does not do his/her true description justice

"Neil, you...you...fuckjack."

by Benji December 11, 2004

bedroom foot ball

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex

Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*

by Benji December 14, 2002

banana problem

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.

i fix the same banana problem on your ghey computer everytime i come over here.

by Benji March 5, 2005

agreeance

Agreeance was a word but has not been used as word since the 1700's. Used as slang in Australia today. Doubt Fred was in Sydney long enough to pick up the slang. This proves that stupid ass trendy leftwing Durst made up a word in front of millions of people.

Just because Agreeance is in Oxford Dictionary does not make it a word. This Dictionary does not drop words once they are out of circulation like many more credible dictionaries do. I read alot. Trust me.

by Benji June 25, 2003

flavor

a linux distro(distribution)

me-what flavor of linux you running?
idiot-flavor?
me-yea, flavor, you know, distro
idiot-ooooooh, um xp pro
me-you idiot! thats windows, not linux
idiot-well then i dont know
me-get out of my face!
me again-idiot

by Benji March 8, 2005

s3x0rz

s3x0rz, talk of the l33t normaly found on irc

"Last night i had h4rdc0r3 s3x0rz with my mum"

by Benji December 14, 2002

poo jabber

Poo jabbing is also known as Anal sex.

d4vid "Last night i got some good old poo jabber"

by Benji January 28, 2006