benji's definitions

fuckjack

A word to define someone for whom the word "jackfuck" does not do his/her true description justice

"Neil, you...you...fuckjack."

by Benji December 11, 2004

bedroom foot ball

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex

Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*

by Benji December 14, 2002

nameen

The guy that works at the 7-11.

"Hey Nameen, pump 3 and a lotto ticket"

by Benji July 22, 2004

unf

the sound of having sex

*unf unf* harder d4vid make my ass bleed

by Benji December 14, 2002

Led Zeppelin

A very good band.. but also a very overrated band.. if you say you like Led Zeppelin but all you can say is YEEEY STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN AND ROCK AND ROLL AND KASHMIR i luvvv them omgo mogm ogm omg ... you are wrong ... im not saying those songs are bad .. im just saying that you are not a true Led Zep fan.. and you need to listen to songs like Celebration Day, Out On The Tiles, and Gallows Pole and things like that .. tahts the real Led ... and they did not spawn heavy metal... heavy metal... is gay .. and sad... bye

yeey Stairway to Heaven .. I LUVV LED ZEP


(SMACK!)

by benji May 13, 2005

s3x0rz

s3x0rz, talk of the l33t normaly found on irc

"Last night i had h4rdc0r3 s3x0rz with my mum"

by Benji December 14, 2002

poo jabber

Poo jabbing is also known as Anal sex.

d4vid "Last night i got some good old poo jabber"

by Benji January 28, 2006