Definitions by bendito

boner maintenance

Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.

I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!

boner maintenance by Bendito September 12, 2013

tce select

total chode extravaganza; total chode (area between your ass and your balls) extravaganza

tce select is the new hottness

tce select by bendito March 11, 2005