2 definitions by bendito

Top Definition
Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.
I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!
by Bendito September 12, 2013
total chode extravaganza; total chode (area between your ass and your balls) extravaganza
tce select is the new hottness
by bendito March 11, 2005

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