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red hot chili peppers 

An incredible, kick ass band. Known for fusing metal and rap to create a unique funk-like sound. The band is is also capable of producing great melodies, and even balad-style songs. They have been around since the mid 80s when they played a concert wearing nothing but a sock on a particular appendage, and have been rocking ever since. The bass player, Flea, is perhaps the best bass player of all time, and the guitar player, John Frusciante, is also a titan of his instrument.

Great RHCP songs include:

Californication
Under the Bridge
Other Side
Aeroplane
Parallel Universe
This Velvet Glove
Higher Ground (cover)
and many more.

Undoubtedly one of the best and most visionary bands of all time.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers rock everyones' collective socks.
red hot chili peppers by ben1 September 3, 2006

gwen stefani 

A singer who was part of an amazing and unique band called No Doubt(which technically still exists). However, she sold out and started a horrible solo career, churning out crappy hip-hop/pop songs. In her band, she was awesome. As a solo act, she is generic and total crap.
Gwen Stefani is the perfect example of a sellout.
gwen stefani by ben1 August 14, 2006

natalie portman

Israel's finest export.
Natalie Portman is one fine lookin' Jew.
natalie portman by ben1 August 3, 2006

the used 

A crybaby emo band whose lead singer can't sing. So he screams.
WAHHHHHH AHHH WAHHH

What is horrible screaming?

The Used.
the used by ben1 July 6, 2006

my chemical romance 

A bunch of crybaby emos who only sing about girls, friends, and being sad. They have hair on their face, wear black, and have music videos with coffins. Boo hoo. Also, their band name is just dumb. "My Chemical Romance?" Wtf?
Why is that kid listening to to My Chemical Romance?

He must be emo.
my chemical romance by ben1 July 5, 2006

paris hilton 

A slutty heiress so tremendously stupid that she actually stole one of her own sex tapes being sold at a store, thinking that reducing the number of tapes available by one would actually prevent people from seeing it.
paris hilton by ben1 July 5, 2006

lil john 

A man that has made tens of millions of dollars by exclusively saying simple words such as "what" and "no" because clueless wanksters have no idea what good rap music is.
"What!" ---> 500 grand in lil john's pocket

"What!" times 1000 ---> a shitload of cash in lil john's pocket
lil john by ben1 October 9, 2005