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hot hands

Those disposable cup holders you get from Starbucks or 7-Eleven.
"Ow! Pass me a hot hands."
by Ben June 18, 2006
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sift

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses
'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'
by Ben October 11, 2004
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Filthy necklace

wrapping recently torn out anal beads around someone's throat and choking them to death.
My wife wasn't giving me very good head, so I gave her a filthy necklace and went out and got a new girlfriend
by Ben October 3, 2003
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flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"
by ben May 13, 2005
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sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!
by Ben September 1, 2003
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sheeot

The black way to say shit when they're frustrated.
"Aw, sheeot, my bling-bling got dirty.
by Ben February 17, 2004
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humanities

Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.
Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...

Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?

Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.
by Ben September 8, 2006
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