ben's definitions

Hizzoner

In Detroit, a sarcastic reference to Kwame Kilpatrick, the man who dubbed himself the "hip hop mayor."

May also be used to describe others who bring a "ghetto" or low class ethos to an otherwise-esteemed position, particularly in government.

It was recently disclosed that other cities' police forces refuse to guard Hizzoner after hours because of his unethical behavior.

by Ben January 24, 2005

Crotchy toke

Ben and kims word! (c)
when your stoned it just means stuff!!!
it means everything!

your such a crotchy toke!

by Ben February 21, 2004

flafam

flafam is another word for exhausted or tired It basicly means 'oh god im so tired'

"Oh flafam, I don't wan't to do this work"

by Ben March 31, 2005

nirvana

Band that brought rock back in the early 90's. First off people dont like Kurt Kobain because he is dead. He didnt like his popularity and hated his song "smells like teen spirit for the popularity it brought him" He didnt trick anyone to like him. In fact his most known album "Nevermind" was almost named "sheep" to make fun of people who ran to the stores to buy what the world told them was good. No you cant make better riffs and lyrics dude or you would be a famous dead guy. Sure the bland split of years ago but Jimmi hendrix and alice in chains are broke up to due to the death of there lead singers but this will not change the imprint they left on the music world.

Forver in debt to your priceless advice-Heartshaped box

by Ben October 14, 2003

social enemy

1. a regect of society; an outcast
2. A rap group made up of ben richter (see "ben") and stephen thorn (see "stephen thorn").
Widely known to be the most influential rap bands of the twenty-first century. Together, they enlightened an entire generation.

John: Yo man Social Enemy is comin into town tonight, you guys need tickets.
Misc. group: Hell yeah man ive been tryin to scalp some all week! How much u sellin?
John: Eleventy billion dollars.
Misc. group: What a deal!

by ben March 10, 2005

riding coat tale

the same as riding coat tail

see see riding coat tail

by Ben February 3, 2005

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 7, 2003