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Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
by Ben May 3, 2005
mugGet the Dick-Dectormug.

iono

by Ben February 7, 2004
mugGet the ionomug.

bobble head

A girl with a big ass dome which is unproportionate to the rest of her body
Damn JQ, you see that bobble head over there
by Ben November 3, 2003
mugGet the bobble headmug.

Titty cock

When a female's nipples become abnormaly large and pointy.
Those titty cocks are popin outta her shirt! Lookit those titty cocks!
by Ben March 7, 2004
mugGet the Titty cockmug.

bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees
my brother beat the bejesus out of me
by Ben June 12, 2003
mugGet the bejesusmug.

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.
Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get
by ben January 7, 2005
mugGet the choose your own adventuremug.

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.
maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.
by ben August 21, 2003
mugGet the meat munchmug.

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