ben's definitions

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

by Ben November 23, 2003

Fiesta

Spanish word for "party"

I'm thinking of holding a little fiesta in celebration of..."

by Ben November 20, 2003

fngh

This is the snorting sound that nerds make when they push up their glasses.

Drew: Hi Friends! Pokemon meeting at the treehouse. You better be there at 5 PM sharp (like the tip of a space alien hovascope!) FNGH
Chris Jackson (A.K.A. High School Football star quarterback, 10 girlfriends in 5 years): Shut the hell up, NERD!
Drew: Back off before I report you to administration for insubordination and failure to comply to school guidelines set out in the policy handbook!

by Ben October 23, 2004

dirrty

A word used to describe someone who is constantly horny and eager for sexual intercourse.

Tara Lee!

eg. Tara is a dirrty girl.

by Ben March 18, 2005

Dazer

A person of minute stature, intensely interested in the scatalogical fields, tends to drive poorly engineered cars by choice. could wield a spanner, if you gaffa taped it to his shaking hands. Also characterised by an extremely swollen groinal area.

Denver Parker

by Ben July 8, 2003

Glaw

A word with no meaning, used as a response to a question with the intent to annoy someone.

-"Do you know where the pickles are?"

-"Glaw!"

by Ben January 13, 2009

daft

Stupid person

your a daft bugger aren't you shit face

by Ben October 8, 2003