ben's definitions

Tmartin

The act of smelling your finger after it was inserted into another man's anus.

Hey Glenna, I went to the bar last night and someone gave me a tmartin!

by Ben November 22, 2006

chooch

Word used to describe either Stephanie, or Dr. Chooch. Either a complete lack of intelligence, or one who pretends to hold more intelligence than they are capable of producing..

"Stephanie is a chooch..."
"Dr. Chooch is a chooch."
"Welcome to the ghetto you chooch"

by Ben September 14, 2004

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

by ben May 13, 2005

sift

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses

'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'

by Ben October 11, 2004

hot hands

Those disposable cup holders you get from Starbucks or 7-Eleven.

"Ow! Pass me a hot hands."

by Ben June 18, 2006

lacfy

An acronym standing for:
Let's All Clap for you.

It was created by none other than Ben C. Many people have caught on to this brilliant acronym. You can walk around the suburban, the inner, rural, or urban streets of Atlanta, GA and you'll hear people chanting "lacfy! lacfy!"

Anyways, this phrase has been utterly KILLED, MURDERED, MOLESTED, and STABBED to death by Adam. He has used this so freaking much that it has been dead for so long, despite the chantings of it throughout Georgia.

Examples:

Ben: Adam, is the final Math Exam hard?
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: Dude, seriously!
Adam: I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, preps, surfers
Ben: Sir?
Adam: Sir? Sir? Sir? WTF FFS.
Ben: WTF is wrong with you?
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: Is the college level Calculus 4 test hard? If I fail I will have to retake this year
Adam: Lacfy

by Ben May 13, 2005

lil jon

The worst rapper / hype man ever. He is overplayed and can be found on almost any mainstream hip hop track out there. Listen closely and you can at least hear him screaming "HUWHAT" in the background. This fraud gets paid millions of dollars to scream meaningless words like "WHAT", "OKAY", and "YEAAAAAAAH!" on other rappers' songs. He appears most commonly on Ying Yang Twins tracks, who by the way, are some of the worst dirty south rappers.

Expert : lil jon used to be good back in the day of "Let my nuts go" and " "Bia Bia." Now every plastic highschool teen girl thinks he is the epitome of great music. Go listen to some Common, Aesop Rock, or Talib Kweli.

by Ben April 22, 2005