Definitions by ben
Dick-Dector
A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").
Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.
Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.
Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
Dick-Dector by Ben May 3, 2005
Parabolistic
referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.
Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.
Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.
Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi
Parabolistic by Ben April 26, 2005
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Internet Queen : OMG LOL!!!1
lil jon
The worst rapper / hype man ever. He is overplayed and can be found on almost any mainstream hip hop track out there. Listen closely and you can at least hear him screaming "HUWHAT" in the background. This fraud gets paid millions of dollars to scream meaningless words like "WHAT", "OKAY", and "YEAAAAAAAH!" on other rappers' songs. He appears most commonly on Ying Yang Twins tracks, who by the way, are some of the worst dirty south rappers.
Expert : lil jon used to be good back in the day of "Let my nuts go" and " "Bia Bia." Now every plastic highschool teen girl thinks he is the epitome of great music. Go listen to some Common, Aesop Rock, or Talib Kweli.
goatman
The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.