wit

In Shakespearean language, a slang term for the penis or libido.
'Zounds! His wit hath failed to arouse his mistress. Lo!
by Ben November 21, 2004
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sont

sexy oriental naked trio, aka a hot threesome
OMG we had such a great sont last night!
by Ben May 13, 2005
mugGet the sontmug.

Nigglette

Damn. James and Lequisha just had two more nigglettes.
by Ben September 27, 2004
mugGet the Nigglettemug.

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
by Ben May 3, 2005
mugGet the Dick-Dectormug.

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.
maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.
by ben August 21, 2003
mugGet the meat munchmug.

Pork chop chop

When a man who is having anal sex with a woman or another man and when the pitcher is close to ejaculation will karate chop the person on the neck to tighten up their sphinkster muscle achieving increased pleasure for the pitcher but causing the catcher pain.
Bob gave Ted the pork chop chop last night.
by Ben November 16, 2003
mugGet the Pork chop chopmug.

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