ben's definitions

cockwaffle

A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.

You are such a cockwaffle.

by Ben December 22, 2004

borgasm

An extremely horrible sexual experience with an extremely ugly woman.

Oh damn, I think I just had a borgasm with that ugly hag. Baaaarrrfff..

by Ben March 6, 2005

jagshemash

Greeting, made famous by Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G, in character as Borat. Closest interpration is "hello."

Jagshemash! Today we will visiting the hood with our gangstas.

by ben December 21, 2004

ups

Uninterruptible Power Supply

We are going so put a UPS on the server so it does not go offline when the power goes out.

by Ben May 9, 2005

sandwich

1) n. **Etymology- comes from the Earl of Sandwich, the inventor of the dish**
A food item traditionally served with certain ingrediants between two slices of bread (although certain sandwiches such as the club, have more than two slices). The ingredients can consist of anything from peanut butter to gravy.

2) v. To pin between two objects/people.

1. This ham sandwich is awesome!

2. He was sandwiched between two slabs of granite.

by Ben May 17, 2004

m8

friend, companion

soi m8
(Apology)

by Ben February 11, 2004

Campbell student

a person who spends a minimum of several hours a week at Wal-Mart, where all the people from Dunn complain about the uppity Campbell kids not realizing in their own stupidity that we contribute heavily to their economy, guess thats what they get for not graduating high school.

Hey you wanna go with me to Wal-Mart?

by Ben April 7, 2005